1. Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher.

2. Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Student: The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Student: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun give us light only in the day time when we dont' need it.

3. Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

4. Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
5. Teacher: Shankar, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
Shankar: You told me to do it without using tables!

6. Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time

7. Teacher: Shankar, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Shankar: I is...
Teacher: No, Shanker. Always say, "I am."
Shankar: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

8. Teacher: Shanker, go to the map and find North America
Shanker: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Here it is!

9. Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

10. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

11. Girl: I'm one year older than you....will it bad for our marriage? ?
Boy: No, not at all.....We'll marry in next year.

12. Teacher: The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one student.
Student: He had written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!!'

13. The Postman: 'I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this parcel.'
Sardar: 'Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it.'

14. Sardar and his wife went to a coffee shop
Sardar said, 'Hurry Up Drink quickly..... !!!'.
His wife asked, ' why...???'
Sardar said, 'Hot Coffee Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10'.

15. Sardar was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife sees this and asks: What you are doing.....?? ??
Sardar replies, I'm seeing how I look while I'm sleeping.... !!!

16. மனை‌வி - ஏ‌ங்க உ‌ங்க ‌பிர‌ண்டு‌க்கு பா‌ர்‌திரு‌க்குற பொ‌ண்ணு ந‌ல்லாவே‌யி‌ல்லையே... ‌நீ‌ங்களாவது சொ‌ல்ல‌க் கூடாதா?

கணவ‌ன் - நா‌ன் ஏ‌ன் சொ‌ல்லணு‌ம்.

மனை‌வி - ‌நீ‌ங்க‌ அவர‌் ‌‌பிர‌ண்டுதானே

கணவ‌ன் - அவ‌ன் ம‌ட்டு‌ம் என‌க்கு சொ‌ன்னானா எ‌ன்ன?
17. நேர்முகத்தேர்வில்: உங்கள் பெயர் என்ன?

ஆசாமி: கமல்!

தேர்வாளர்: வீட்டில் எப்படி கூப்பிடுவாங்க?

ஆசாமி: கிட்ட இருந்தா மெதுவா கூப்பிடுவாங்க, தூரத்தில் இருந்தா சத்தமா கூப்பிடுவாங்க!

தேர்வாளர் : ???!!!